“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made” – Groucho Marx
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Browsing: Humor
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time” – Robin Williams
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“I never forget a face, but in your case, i’ll be glad to make an exception” – Groucho Marx
@Groucho Marx
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand” – Mae West
@Mae West
“I’m sure the universe is full of intellingent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here” – Arthur C. Clarke
@Arthur C. Clarke
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” – George Carlin
@George Carlin
“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes” – Nikolai Gogol
@Nikolai Gogol
“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny” – Stephen Hawking
@Stephen Hawking
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom” – Terry Pratchett
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