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Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again? This version has a virus

Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again? This version has a virus

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My three-month trial of 2020 is almost over, and i would like to return it

My three-month trial of 2020 is almost over, and i would like to return it

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Humor

Sometimes i delete my own posts because i'm not the same person i was 4 minutes ago

Sometimes i delete my own posts because i’m not the same person i was 4 minutes ago

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Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people i may know. I do know them. I don't like them

Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people i may know. I do know them. I don’t like them

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I am multitasking. I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

I am multitasking. I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

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I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work

I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work

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You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor to wrap Christmas gifts, then try to get up...

You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor to wrap Christmas gifts, then try to get up…

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All i want for Christmas is June

All i want for Christmas is June

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I don't have grey hair i have wisdom highlights

I don’t have grey hair i have wisdom highlights

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen

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Ever get pre-annoyed? Like when you already know someone is about to piss you off, so you just get a head start?

Ever get pre-annoyed? Like when you already know someone is about to piss you off, so you just get a head start?

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Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere

Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere

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Humor

Sundays should come with a pause button

Sundays should come with a pause button

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Things that tell the truth: Small children, drunk people, yoga pants

Things that tell the truth: Small children, drunk people, yoga pants

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