Humor Ever get pre-annoyed? Like when you already know someone is about to piss you off, so you just get a head start? Humor
Humor Please note that i am self employed. So if you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb because i’m having a staff meeting Humor
Famous “I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!” – C. JoyBell C. @C. JoyBell C.
Famous “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard @Elbert Hubbard
Humor I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is Humor
Humor My mind is like my internet browser: 19 tabs open 3 of them are frozen and i have no idea where the music is coming from Humor
Humor Nutrition fact: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends Humor