“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Browsing: Humor
“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.” – Marilyn Monroe
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“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.” – Henny Youngman
@Henny Youngman
“Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle” – G.K. Chesterton
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“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain” – Mark Twain
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“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: People who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing” – Oscar Wilde
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“I think i’ve discovered the secret of life. You just hang around until you get used to it” – Charles M. Schulz
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“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence. Then success is sure” – Mark Twain
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