Give me coffee for the things i can change and tequila for those i can’t
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Please note that i am self employed. So if you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb because i’m having a staff meeting
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“I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!” – C. JoyBell C.
@C. JoyBell C.
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
@Elbert Hubbard
I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is
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My mind is like my internet browser: 19 tabs open 3 of them are frozen and i have no idea where the music is coming from
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Nutrition fact: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends
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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
@Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.” – Marilyn Monroe
@Marilyn Monroe
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.” – Henny Youngman
@Henny Youngman
“Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle” – G.K. Chesterton
@G.K. Chesterton
