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I don't have grey hair i have wisdom highlights

I don’t have grey hair i have wisdom highlights

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Humor

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen

Humor

Humor

Ever get pre-annoyed? Like when you already know someone is about to piss you off, so you just get a head start?

Ever get pre-annoyed? Like when you already know someone is about to piss you off, so you just get a head start?

Humor

Humor

Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere

Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere

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Humor

Sundays should come with a pause button

Sundays should come with a pause button

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Humor

Things that tell the truth: Small children, drunk people, yoga pants

Things that tell the truth: Small children, drunk people, yoga pants

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Humor

Give me coffee for the things i can change and tequila for those i can't

Give me coffee for the things i can change and tequila for those i can’t

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Humor

Please note that i am self employed. So if you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb because i'm having a staff meeting

Please note that i am self employed. So if you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb because i’m having a staff meeting

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"I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!" - C. JoyBell C.

“I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!” – C. JoyBell C.

@C. JoyBell C.

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"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

@Elbert Hubbard

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I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box either. I don't even know where the box is

I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is

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Humor

My mind is like my internet browser: 19 tabs open 3 of them are frozen and i have no idea where the music is coming from

My mind is like my internet browser: 19 tabs open 3 of them are frozen and i have no idea where the music is coming from

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Humor

Nutrition fact: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other people's drama because you'll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends

Nutrition fact: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends

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"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

@Zsa Zsa Gabor

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