It’s easier to stay awake till 6 AM than to wake up at 6 AM
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Sometimes i just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard. You are going to be okay. Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars”
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Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you’re perfectly capable of doing it on your own?
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PUMP UP THE VALIUM
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Every day i tell myself “Susan, you have to stop drinking so much wine.”. Thankfully, my name is not Susan
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