“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it” – George Carlin
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Browsing: Humor
“I am sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here” – Arthur C. Clarke
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
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“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on” – Winston S. Churchill
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“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city” – George Burns
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“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability” – Oscar Wilde
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“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best” – Winston S. Churchill
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“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope” – Dr. Seuss
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