“The planet is fine. The people are fucked” – George Carlin

Latest quotes in the category

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  Not only do i dance like nobody is watching, i also drink as if i don’t work in the morning

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  Tested positive for needing vacation

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  I don’t need a boyfriend. I need 12 million dollars and a donut

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  Funny things about getting older. Your eyesight starts getting weaker but yout ability to see through people gets much better

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  Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself

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  I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all