@George Carlin
Famous, Humor
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2022 feels like that boyfriend that we are about to take back for the third time because he swears he has changed
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The fact that “20 years ago” was in 2001 and not in the 80’s doesn’t sit well with me
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Okay, i came up with a new dating app idea. You match with people who are on the same meds as you. We’ll call it “Relationscripts”
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Okay, i came up with a new dating app idea. You match with people who are on the same meds as you. We’ll call it “Relationscripts”
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When i say i won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count
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If you’re not happy single, try dating apps. You’ll still be single but you’ll appreciate it a lot more