“I never forget a face, but in your case, i’ll be glad to make an exception” – Groucho Marx
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Browsing: Humor
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand” – Mae West
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“I’m sure the universe is full of intellingent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here” – Arthur C. Clarke
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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” – George Carlin
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“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes” – Nikolai Gogol
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“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny” – Stephen Hawking
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“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom” – Terry Pratchett
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“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch” – Orson Welles
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“What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?” – Charles M. Schulz
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“Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention” – Christopher Paolini
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“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you” – Bette Midler
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“Animals are my friends… and i don’t eat my friends” – George Bernard Shaw
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