“Compromise is a stalling between two fools” – Stephen Fry
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“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any celan socks” – Jean Kerr
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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea” – Robert Heinlein
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“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car” – Garrison Keillor
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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. ― Charles Bukowski
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ― Groucho Marx
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. ― Charles M. Schulz
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