“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like” – Lemony Snicket

Latest quotes in the category

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  Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion

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  It’s easier to stay awake till 6 AM than to wake up at 6 AM

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  Sometimes i just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard. You are going to be okay. Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars”

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  Mood: Not pregnant but eating for two

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  Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you’re perfectly capable of doing it on your own?

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  You remind me of a software update. Whenever i see you, i usually think “Not now”