“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer” – Woody Allen

Latest quotes in the category

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  I used to want to protect my name in situations, now i just want to protect my peace. I let whoever think whatever

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  2022 feels like that boyfriend that we are about to take back for the third time because he swears he has changed

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  The fact that “20 years ago” was in 2001 and not in the 80’s doesn’t sit well with me

• Okay, i came up with a new dating app idea. You match with people who are on the same meds as you. We’ll call it “Relationscripts”

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  Okay, i came up with a new dating app idea. You match with people who are on the same meds as you. We’ll call it “Relationscripts”

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  I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today