“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like” – Lemony Snicket
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you” – Rita Mae Brown
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“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint” – Markus Herz
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“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any celan socks” – Jean Kerr
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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea” – Robert Heinlein
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“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car” – Garrison Keillor
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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. ― Charles Bukowski
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ― Groucho Marx
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