I’m so single that if i win a trip for two, i’m going twice

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  People will push you to your limits and when you finally explode and fight back, suddenly you’re the mean one

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  I am single because i ask for too much. You know, truthfulness, respect, no games… way too much

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  Funny things about getting older. Your eyesight starts getting weaker but yout ability to see through people gets much better

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  Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself

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  I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all

• I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all