I’m so single that if i win a trip for two, i’m going twice

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  Not only do i dance like nobody is watching, i also drink as if i don’t work in the morning

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  There will always be a girl prettier than you, you just need to find a man who doesn’t care

• There will always be a girl prettier than you, you just need to find a man who doesn’t care

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  Once the heart gets too heavy with pain, people don’t cry. They just turn silent. Completely silent

• Once the heart gets too heavy with pain, people don’t cry. They just turn silent. Completely silent

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  Tested positive for needing vacation