I’m so single that if i win a trip for two, i’m going twice

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  If you need money or any financial help, feel free to text me. We will beg together

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  My therapist: Love yourself. Me: I’m not my type

• My therapist: Love yourself. Me: I’m not my type

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  Sometimes it doesn’t work out with someone because they’re a piece of shit who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a piece of shit

• Sometimes it doesn’t work out with someone because they’re a piece of shit who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a piece of shit

• Sometimes it doesn’t work out with someone because they’re a piece of shit who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a piece of shit