Never in my whole life would i have imagined that one day my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth

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  I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit

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  I wanna go to Bora Bora but i am Poora Poora

• I wanna go to Bora Bora but i am Poora Poora

• I wanna go to Bora Bora but i am Poora Poora

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  Not only do i dance like nobody is watching, i also drink as if i don’t work in the morning

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  Tested positive for needing vacation