Never in my whole life would i have imagined that one day my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth

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  Funny things about getting older. Your eyesight starts getting weaker but yout ability to see through people gets much better

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  Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself

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  I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all

• I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all

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  I think my problem is that i have really fantastic bad ideas

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  -You’ll never meet someone like me -First of all, thank God