“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made” – Groucho Marx

Latest quotes in the category

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  I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that i’m stressed about for no logical reason at all

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  If you need money or any financial help, feel free to text me. We will beg together

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  My therapist: Love yourself. Me: I’m not my type

• My therapist: Love yourself. Me: I’m not my type

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  I wish i could date me. I am really everything i want in a person

• I wish i could date me. I am really everything i want in a person