“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight” – Phyllis Diller

Latest quotes in the category

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  I’m pretty sure i like food more than people

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  There’s two sides to every story and then there’s my screenshots

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  I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face

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  I just asked myself if i’m crazy and we said no

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  In a battle between heart and brain, i always listen to my stomach

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  If you need money or any financial help, feel free to text me. We will beg together