“Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention” – Christopher Paolini
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Browsing: Humor
“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you” – Bette Midler
@Bette Midler
“Animals are my friends… and i don’t eat my friends” – George Bernard Shaw
@George Bernard Shaw
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to” – Dorothy Parker
@Dorothy Parker
“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it” – George Carlin
@George Carlin
“I am sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here” – Arthur C. Clarke
@Arthur C. Clarke
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
@George Carlin
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on” – Winston S. Churchill
@Winston S. Churchill
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city” – George Burns
@George Burns
“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability” – Oscar Wilde
@Oscar Wilde
“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best” – Winston S. Churchill
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