“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability” – Oscar Wilde

Latest quotes in the category

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  I’m pretty sure i like food more than people

• I’m pretty sure i like food more than people

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  There’s two sides to every story and then there’s my screenshots

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  I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face

• I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face

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  I just asked myself if i’m crazy and we said no