“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city” – George Burns

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  If you need money or any financial help, feel free to text me. We will beg together

• My therapist: Love yourself. Me: I’m not my type

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  My therapist: Love yourself. Me: I’m not my type

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  I wish i could date me. I am really everything i want in a person

• I wish i could date me. I am really everything i want in a person

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  My life is just a series of WTF moments seperated by snacks