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-You'll never meet someone like me -First of all, thank God

-You’ll never meet someone like me -First of all, thank God

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Before social media you could just completely forget that someone existed. Good times

Before social media you could just completely forget that someone existed. Good times

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Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion

Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion

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Humor

It's easier to stay awake till 6 AM than to wake up at 6 AM

It’s easier to stay awake till 6 AM than to wake up at 6 AM

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Sometimes i just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard. You are going to be okay. Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars"

Sometimes i just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard. You are going to be okay. Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars”

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Mood: Not pregnant but eating for two

Mood: Not pregnant but eating for two

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Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you're perfectly capable of doing it on your own?

Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you’re perfectly capable of doing it on your own?

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Humor

You remind me of a software update. Whenever i see you, i usually think "Not now"

You remind me of a software update. Whenever i see you, i usually think “Not now”

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Humor

If i was a bird, i know who i'd shit on

If i was a bird, i know who i’d shit on

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Humor

PUMP UP THE VALIUM

PUMP UP THE VALIUM

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Humor

Still being single at the age of 32 just means i statistically avoided my first divorce

Still being single at the age of 32 just means i statistically avoided my first divorce

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Humor

At 23:59 December 31, we all gotta take a shot and never speak of this year EVER AGAIN

At 23:59 December 31, we all gotta take a shot and never speak of this year EVER AGAIN

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Humor

Every day i tell myself "Susan, you have to stop drinking so much wine.". Thankfully, my name is not Susan

Every day i tell myself “Susan, you have to stop drinking so much wine.”. Thankfully, my name is not Susan

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«When Covid is over» is starting to sound like «When i win the lotto»

«When Covid is over» is starting to sound like «When i win the lotto»

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