Humor
Humor
Latest quotes in the category
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Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion
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It’s easier to stay awake till 6 AM than to wake up at 6 AM
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Sometimes i just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard. You are going to be okay. Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars”
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Mood: Not pregnant but eating for two
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Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you’re perfectly capable of doing it on your own?
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You remind me of a software update. Whenever i see you, i usually think “Not now”