I’m so single that if i win a trip for two, i’m going twice

Latest quotes in the category

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  When you are at peace with yourself, you can live at peace with others

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  You must teach your heart to accept what cannot be changed

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  We communicate, we fix, we stay. That’s maturity

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  Sometimes people don’t let you down, you just had them up too high

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  Yeah, i’m single but not as single as some of these married people

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  Sometimes it’s not that you’re high maintenance, it’s just that they’re low on effort