“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain” – Mark Twain

Latest quotes in the category

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  Sundays should come with a pause button

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  Things that tell the truth: Small children, drunk people, yoga pants

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  Give me coffee for the things i can change and tequila for those i can’t

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  “Cleverness is not wisdom.” – Euripides

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  “I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.” – Mae West

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  “The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.” – Mark Twain