“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain” – Mark Twain

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  If i was a bird, i know who i’d shit on

• If i was a bird, i know who i’d shit on

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  PUMP UP THE VALIUM

• Still being single at the age of 32 just means i statistically avoided my first divorce

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  Still being single at the age of 32 just means i statistically avoided my first divorce

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  At 23:59 December 31, we all gotta take a shot and never speak of this year EVER AGAIN