“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain” – Mark Twain

Latest quotes in the category

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  I’m not adding this year 2020 to my age. I did not use it

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  Years from now we are gonna be like 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022… “Hey, you missed…” “NOPE! We don’t talk about that one”

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  I miss telling my friends i’m on my way and still being home

• I miss telling my friends i’m on my way and still being home

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  We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it

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  You thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay