“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” – George Carlin

Latest quotes in the category

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  I don’t have grey hair i have wisdom highlights

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  I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen

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  Ever get pre-annoyed? Like when you already know someone is about to piss you off, so you just get a head start?

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  Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere

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  Sundays should come with a pause button

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  Things that tell the truth: Small children, drunk people, yoga pants